Thank you FedEx for delivering my package on time and in one piece. Although your delivery methods are a bit confusing to me:
Wait, I have a backdoor? Well apparently that means the balcony:
Yes, the fedex guy threw my package up over the balcony rail and the grill! Luckily that wasn’t something that could be damaged…
FedEx once left my passport out on my front steps, even after I called them several times and arranged for me to pick it up (once at a local kinkos, once at their warehouse.)
They’re a bunch of monkeys! Monkeys, I say!
Jesus. Yeah your right, Monkeys!